Why I Will Never Be A Famous Writer

This blog is most likely written in vain. No one will read it. No one will post comments. No one will care.

That doesn't deter me. Not one bit.

In fact, it's probably better that way. I'll just keep writing. And I won't get famous. But I'll still think that it's a possibility.

I will write for two reasons: 1) To write and 2) to fool myself into thinking that I might get famous (knowing all the while that I won't).

This is my first entry in an ongoing effort in futility.

Thank you for reading. You have proven me wrong already.

Reason Number 1 Why I Will Never Be A Famous Writer:
I begin sentences with "And" and "But". And I don't care. But other people probably do.